So, I shoplifted yesterday.

I was always a bit unsure about the size of my penis. Normal condoms have always felt small so I convinced my mom to buy me some Magnums. They ended up fitting better but still felt a bit snug. As much as I would enjoy paying for a whole pack just to find out that they’re too big, I decided to just steal a few Mangum XLs. Let’s just say, buying the whole pack would have been a good idea.