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I’ve always wanted to become friends with the ex-lover of an ex-lover. That way, we can talk mad shit on how terrible they were in bed. For example, I could comment on the fact that she just laid there like a corpse. Then, my friend would also comment on it. Then we would share a good laugh and call her vulgar names.

That’s how it’d be.