Grow the fuck up.
Seriously, I’ve fucking told you that I don’t fucking talk to you because of YOU, not because I’m in a relationship you ignorant whore. Sara doesn’t make a fucking difference as to how I see you as a person. It’s the fact that you refuse to treat your closest friends as actual human beings. It’s because you always put them below your weekly boyfriends who you fuck after 3 days. It’s because you can’t handle being a nice person to those who you mean most to.
Go fuck yourself, cunt.
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SO APPARENTLY MY GIRLFRIEND FINDS IT NECESSARY TO TWEET ABOUT BUYING MAGNUM XLS
Considering the fact that I went through 11 condoms in 4 days…
…I may be having too much sex
I got drunk the other night with my sister’s hispanic boyfriend and it was fun
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End-of-world sex
Swag
